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may the 4th be with u

Killing is my Business… and Business is GOOD

orndoff420:

I re-named my hard drive “That Ass” so every 30 days my computer asks me if I would you like to back That Ass up lol

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Anybody else say “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday?

While standing line at the supermarket, in a suit and tie, I began to wonder if maybe I really am a grown up. If my childhood is over. But then I remembered that my tie has Batman characters on it, and I came here for gummy bears, so I’m probably ok.

Every now and then I stop and think “I know you can hear my thoughts”. Just in case…

Considering all of the spit that must accumulate inside of them, why are whistles considered to be so clean?

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